I Think My Cat Exploded

On this sunny day my dad asked me to brush the cats. I grabbed the first victim. Dot. I got the bush and went outside. It is a good thing that  our cats like being brushed. Dot pured and pured. She just let me brush me to my heats content. Once Dot was done I went inside only to see my cat sleeping on my bed. He was the next victim. I carried him outside to my little hair salon and started working. Here are the results.



Before 

After
This is what inspired the title!



At least the cats were happy! I think I should do this more often! I was stupid to do this in my sweat shirt. when I was done, guess how many lint roller sheets it took to get all of the cat hair off of me. It took now one, not two, but.... drum roll please..... 8! 8 lint roller sheets! That was my little adventure of the day!

Bemmers Blog

Now for all of you who looked at the title and thought "I know what she is talking about!' good for you. For all of the people who don't know what I am talking about... this is for you. I was 12 and my mom never updated her blog. I thought "poor people who want to see what is going on in the Arend house and try to check my moms blog and just see the same old thing again and again... Why not start my own blog!" So off I went. I made "Bemmers Blog" Bemmers is a nickname that no one ever calls me but i use it for everything. I didn't know how to use blogger so i used word press, another bloging website. After 2 months.... ONLY 2 MONTHS!!!! HOW SAD! I stopped bloging and never touched the poor website again.... I was looking at it a few days ago and thought that wll of my fellow followers might want to look back into my past and understand what I was like 2 years ago. Click here to see it. The cat at the top of the blog was my cat Dixie. She died about a year ago. Here are a few answers to a few of the questions you might have after looking at my blog.
Q: Why did you change the title for that blog to the blog you are susing now?
     A: I didn' like to old title.

Q: Why did you give up?
     A: I don't know to tell you the truth. I think I just got busy and would tell my self I would update everyone later.

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My weekend story....

When I was in second grade, my teacher, Mrs. Stern, had us write a weekend story every Monday. Some times they would be as long as "On Saturday me" ( may I remind you I had HORRIBLE spelling and grammar back then). Other times the paper would be up to 2 pages long. Even though the paper was wide-ruled and I skipped every other line and I had HUGE hand writing... still it was 2 pages. Every now and then I look at my sloppy work and cannot help but to laugh. My spelling is so wrong or the fact that you cannot understand what i am talking about that I cannot help but to laugh out loud. One of my favorite stories is when I go to my cousins house for mid-winter break, this time it was just a LONG weekend. (What ever is in parentheses I added just so you could understand the story a little better)... this is what I wrote...

"Vaction Story

On Mid-Winter Break I wint to Palingham (Bellingham) First, (May I point out that there is no period) my family got to the Kasins (cousins) house. We got ther win it was dark. Next, we win't inside but Kasha and Alisa wrnt ther. Thay where still at Church. Also, Alisa and I made our oun fort. There was a roke ( I think that was suppose to be "rock"... I am not sure though) for the tabl. There where wood for the chars. A hole to make a fire in it. Finally, Collin made tostied Olmins. I shre had fun at the Kasins."

 I even drew a picture to go along.

Yes... I colored over my writing.
I don't know if you can tell but I am on the left and Alissa is on
the right and the fire is in the middle.
How cute.

Each of the spaces in that story was about as long as my thumb... I think that is the only reasons that paper is 2 pages long. I made sure I wrote that word for word so you could get a small glimpse into my 2nd grade mind. I have a whole stack here that I could share with you but that would take to long and it would scare people away.

I thought you might want to see, hear, read... I don't know what you would call it... a little about my younger life. So there you go.

Oh. My. Goodness.

So I had one blog but that kinda failed. I decided to start a new one. Oh My Goodness. Why "Oh My Goodness" well... that is my life quote. I say it ALL the time. Oh m goodness this, Oh my goodness that. Every day. Sometimes i say it so fast no one can understand it. It sounds more like... mush... there is no other way to describe it. Well I have nothing else to say for now. I will update you later... so long my fellow followers!